Marx's consumer fetishism or something like that.

I want…#1

 Duck Duck Duck

I Want:

I’ve been dying to get my little hands on this little gem.  Pretty much the first rap album ever done by a white dude (and a 40 year old Brit no less).  Unfortunately I can’t find it in Other Music, so it is essentially non-existent in the US and A.

Why I Want:

Cuz’ all that scratchin is makin me itch.